2004-09-21
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do you believe in love at first sight…
…or should i just walk by again?
i want to hear some pick-up lines, because i know you have them. i’d also like to know if it was used on you, you used it on someone, or you just heard it somewhere along the way. i think they’re funny, and it takes some serious cojones to use them (in most cases). the topic comes up every once in a while, and it’s fun to rattle off the lists…
yeah, it’s been a long week already, and it’s already tuesday. hopefully things will smooth out by friday…
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Let’s make like fabric softener and Snuggle. I can be the gravy to your mashed potatoes. *hold out hand* and say: can you hold this for me?. um… do you wash your clothes in Windex; because i see myself in them. and thats about all i can think of off the top of my head right now
Yeah… there’s all the classic joke ones. But the only one that’s ever been used (sucessfully, I might add) on me was:
Girl: Rumour has it that I’m sleeping with you tonight.
Me: Really? Who started that?
Girl: Uh… me.
Yeah, it worked.
UMM my xanga is brought to you by YOU…like how??? help me i odnt want it!!!
“Hey, do you have a quarter? I want to call my mother to tell her I just met the woman of my dreams.”
“Do you have a map? ‘Cause I keep getting lost inside your eyes.”
“I hope you know CPR, ’cause you keep taking my breath away.”
“If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together…”
“I seem to have lost my phone number… could I borrow yours?”
“Did you know there are 265 bones in your body? Want to find out how to add one more?” (That’s so wrong…)
hey, just stoppin by your xanga thinger and i have to say! i like the things you write about. umm a pick up line aye? how about ” you have a nice chin *wink*” and “babe, you tired? ’cause you’ve been runnin’ through my mind all day!” AND “damn baby, you’re lucky i got my library card with me ’cause im checkin you out!” ….yeah thats about all for now.
until next time
See? My xanga will never be this cool. seriously.
Woow!! How funny I like your web site and especially with all the comments you have to make or other people tooo…….
“They say apples don’t fall far from the tree, so your mom must be hot too.”
“If you were a public toilet, you would be a PortaHottie.”