2004-05-24
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i mean honestly...
who throws ham?
i went to visit some friends up in NH this weekend, and parked down at the end of the driveway (as i usually do) behind my friend's car (where his usually is). i wasn't even there for ten minutes when he came in and said,
"why is there a piece of ham on your windshield?"
"what are you talking about?"
"there's a piece of ham on your windshield..."
and sure enough, there was a slice of ham sitting right on my windshield. luckily it wasn't on the paint, it wasn't sunny out, it was only there for a few minutes, and also luckily i use rain-x so it came right off without being a huge mess. heh. but really, who the hell does that? what, someone just randomly had some cold cuts in their car and threw them out? why my car and not my friend's (not that it's any better)? maybe it was a drive-by lunching. wtf.
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you need to print up some Ham-X labels and get your newly invented product out to market, stat.
Who knows why people act the way they do most of the time?
Maybe they thought your car was hungry? j/k
Maybe they missed their target?
Whatever it was, it was a total wate too.
Clara
You know how people throw eggs...
Maybe they ran out of eggs and decided that they could just replace it with ham.
lmfao
the only explanation... they wanted to see a pig fly.
on a high school field trip to the salem witch museum, some kid threw a mott's apple sauce on the windshield of a car driving by the bus.
maybe the food of choice of said thrower has some sort of hidden meaning?
ham? that's....interesting.
i need your help - i'm using a skin you did and it's flippin out on me. don't know what i did, if i did anything to make it freak.
thanks!
thats so weird...who the crap throws ham? it might have been...a cat that tried to eat it, and accidentally left it there...who knows.
love you,
Kayla
the osbournes throw ham...maybe it was them??? or maybe it was me?
in high school a friend threw her bolonga at my face. you are not alone.
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